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So the Star Wars character is Eeth Koth.

And like the galaxy, I need a hero tonight.  Anyone that wants to pull off an Order 66 on Chicago will be my favorite player.  I have watched my beloved Canucks since the Minnesota Northstars headed south for the winter.  Ever since then I watched the Johnny Canuck and the rest of the team skate up and down the ice.  Whether it was cheering on Bure on a penalty shot in game 6 of the 94 cup only to see him miss and then the Canucks lose in 7, or hoping that a penalty shot again doesn't screw us over from 2 nights ago.

I am not asking for 16 wins right now, I am asking for one.  Against a team that has ended my team's season each of the last two years. 

Any superstitions will help at this point.

No matter what, we are all Canucks.

GO VANCOUVER.

Star Wars character of the day is Princess Leia.

Random pictures.

Funny Letters

Cool Pictures

Sorry for the absence of the last ten days, but we are back for the long haul for the foreseeable future.  StarFest was awesome and look forward to next year already.  I am thinking "Anakin Stahlwalker is Steven Seagal in Episode VII StarWars: Ex-Jedi Blade of Justice.

I am going to work on my movie poster this weekend and should have it for you come Mittwoch.  Stay tuned.

Star Wars character of the Day: Sarlacc.

And I need a good laugh today, so here are a bunch of my favorite Whose Line is it Anyway skits.

Kicking Ass with Cloud's Sword

Great photo bomb by Cleveland Rocks!

		This is how Nosajmunson fucks the Hilton.

Star Wars characters are the

Jawas.

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A Letter from son to dad about college.

Dear Dad

And now for the today's main event. INCH or www.insidecollegehockey.com present:

Coaches out look on all four teams.

The following are from United States College Hockey Online or www.uscho.com

Dave Starman's scouting reports for all four teams.

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From College Hockey News or www.collegehockeynews.com

Clash of the Titans

Today's Star War's character is

Graxol Kelvyyn

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So as you all may know I am probably the coolest person ever.  I shit "VICTORY" and piss "EXCELLENCE".  When Charlie Sheen talks about "WINNING" he is thinking of me.  But that is besides the point, here are some other people that can almost hold a candle to me.

That kid above is going to make some Frat very happy in a couple of years with his skills.

I know half the shit is played in reverse, but still pretty fucking sweet.

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Nerd Comic

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Make sure you check out Nosajmunson, he's back.

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Dear friends,
It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following.  Please join
me in remembering a great icon.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly.  He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin.  Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.  Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Cap'n Crunch.  The grave site was piled high with flours as long- time
friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded.  Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.  He was not
considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes.  Despite being a little flaky at times, he -- even
still, as a crusty old man -- was considered a roll model for millions. 
Toward the end, it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no
tart.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.  He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.

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A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to one of those big "everything under one roof" stores looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid said, "Sure, I was a salesman back home in Texas."

The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to see how things went.

"How many sales did you make today?"

The young man replied without hesitating, "One."

The boss said, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid said, "$101,237.64."

The boss said, "$101,237.64?! What the hell did you sell?!"

the kid said, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Blazer."

Amazed, the boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a truck?"

"No, he came here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, 'Well, your weekend’s shot, you might as well go fishing."

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Star Wars characters are

the clone cadets.

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Check this awesome picture out!  There is more to it then it seems.

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For the Eighties...

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The greatest facebook exchange ever...

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The coolest game system(s) ever...

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