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Star Wars is the MotherF'n Mace Windu.

But the real story of the weekend is my beloved Fighting Sioux clinched atleast a share of the MacNaughton Cup which is awarded to

I bet it was loud in one of the nicest and loudest hockey arena's in the nation, including the NHL.

Again listen how loud this place gets.

Speaking of hockey, it's nice to know I'm not alone in my love for the Vancouver Canucks.

And by the way How I Met Your Mother is awesome, like me.

Do you know what a Mustafar Lava Flea is? If not click below.

Goodness from Damnyouautocorrect.com

Star Wars behind the scenes.  What they didn't show was the toll the death star explosion took on Darth Vader.

Who's your daddy?

God Bless Dilbert!!!

Don't fuck with the French.  They have new weapons.

A tuskan raider is our fan favorite today.

Have you ever wanted to make a beer label.  Now you can!!!

Who wants to free music? Copy and paste the code below into google and replace the artist or song with a real artist or song.  Hit search and you will have opportunity to select from people's indexes for music.

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Also some sweet matte paintings.

Star Wars character of the day is Djas Puhr.

Today's theme is simply entitled STUPID PEOPLE PISS ME OFF!!!

Click the plane above to read about stupid people with stupid questions for travel agents.  Can I take a train to Hawaii?  For F sakes.

More stupid people reside in Florida, I love this guy's retort.

This next guy is funny, but a stupid jackass at the sametime.

Also I am now selling this product for 20 dollars each.  Please email me your order form and I will tell you to where to send the cash.

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Random computer browser to celebrity comparison.  I prefer the Morgan Freeman.

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And lastly, you think your job sucks.

Star Wars Character of the day is Depa Billaba.

This is pretty sweet.  Real Life MARIOKART!!!

Now as some of you may know, I am web developer, and here are 15 sites I highly enjoy.

For you beer lovers.

An Epic Paradox?

And just for NosajMunson!!!

We have Darth Maul today.

So with a dark lord why not have some sweet evil pictures or evil tricks?

Click here to see one of the most amazing animations I have ever seen. You might get dizzy it's so wicked.

These are just awesome.

And yes, canceling Arrested Development was evil.

Abortion is Evil, listen to the man in Baby Blue.

Evil, beer is poured from a keg not injected through the bottom, but it is pretty cool.

Okay today is kind of a gay star wars character so whatever Treadwell.

Did you know Mace Windu played baseball?

Speaking of gay...fishsticks.

Have a good neighborhood? Maybe those cops driving by aren't the best for you.  Check for yourself.

A fun little diddy for the kids...

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To smoke some marawana
Jack got high and dropped his fly
and said do you wanna
Jill said yes and dropped her dress
and they had lots of fun
But Jill forgot to take the pill
and now they got a son.
AND HIS NAME IS BOB.

So last night I was enjoying a nice plate of nacho's made the comment, "These might be the best nacho's I have ever had."  Some jackass from the next table over turns and goes excuse me, but they have better nacho's at yada yada yada.  I got one-up'd from a complete stranger.  I swear I could fucking here Mario go down a pipe somewhere.  What the hell.

Seriousily, guy I don't even know, what the fuck's the deal with the one up.  I mean I could be like look at my new shirt.

Jack-ass McGee will pull out this shirt.

Have you ever met someone that constantly has to be better then you.  Seriousily what the fuck?

Or you could be check out my new tatoo...(This is a really sweet tatoo by the way)

And they would be like this one is better.

Check out this motivational poster.

And they come back with this.

And sometimes it can be just a smartass come back.  Like these.

But sometimes you need to do a one up for moral.  So scroll down.  Nosajmunson your my hero by the way.

Sorry everyone, with work going on it's been crazy.  So I didn't get around to yesterday's update so you get Bonus Star Wars Character today.

Senator Bogg Tyrell

Derek "Hobbie" Klivian

That balloon senses your anger.

And apparently nerds like hot air balloons, who knew?

It's a trap!

And Finally our BITCH OF THE MONTH!

So this royal Bitch January Jones, as led us to hate the show Mad Men, and anything else that stars her.  For one, I am from South Dakota and am proud of it, and two you can't put jews on reservations.  That was called the Holocaust and not cool.  Kind of one of the main reasons of World War II.  Not a funny joke Jon and January.  Not a funny joke.

Song of the Day:

Nine Inch Nails - Closer

The Spock Kirk Gay Love Video Version

care of Mr. Cleveland from Philly:

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Here is some more funny from Mr. Cleveland from Philly

And here is some more random funny lifted from numerous Tumblr sites:

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Some new shirts for you, well, really for me.

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From The New Doctor Who, series 2 Episode 12 "Army of Ghosts"

Rose: (voiceover) Planet Earth. This is where I was born. And this is where I died. The first nineteen years of my life, nothing happened. Nothing at all, not ever. And then I met a man called 'The Doctor'. A man who could change his face. And he took me away from home in his magical machine. He showed me the whole of time and space. I thought it would never end.
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The Doctor: How long are you going to stay with me?
Rose: Forever.
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Rose: (voiceover) That's what I thought. But then came the army of ghosts, then came Torchwood and the war. That's when it all ended. This is the story of how I died.

So Tragic.

All this posted one day before IHatePeacocks.

For this the day of Valentine, love is in the air.  I mean love for the Dead that is.  Stahlwalker's Star Wars character of the day - IG-88.

I vote to rename Valentine's day to Happy Palpatine's day.

All death and destruction aside, maybe you little kinky bastards need something in the bedroom like a...

Oh on this the day of love, it truly is in the air.

Or on any Icy Road with a lovesick driver.

Rememver, Love Never Dies.

And remember, sometimes you don't have to find Mr. or Mrs. Right if you can find Mr. or Mrs. Right Now.

Forgot to get the hyperlink for this shirt, but click the black on and it is the same website.

Remember, no matter when and where you get married.  Love is eternal and all that you need.

Happy Valentine's Day everybody and especially to Admiral Crashbar.

The Star Wars Character of the day: Quarren.

Sweet shit I want to buy / or did buy today with my work bonus:

1) Stella Artoo beer shirt

2.) Artoo Beer shirt

3.) LEGO Slave 1

And I love snow, but sometimes it gets old.  The other day some dick blocked me in.

Just joking, this is an email that I got from Bowlin' Bill at work.

The SLJV's Star Wars Character of the day: Joh Yowza.

Other then that I have nothing today, shit sucks in the Greater Colorado Springs area for me so I don't feel like doing much else.

Dueces.

The SLJV's Star Wars Character of the day: Moff Jerjerrod.

So do you know what happens to old airliners? I do.  Click the pic to find out.

WEIRD NEWS STORY ALERT

High school wrestling team unable to defend title because of a...RACCOON?

Only in North Dakota. Click the pic for more info.

This guy is Minifig Fucking Awesome.

Props to Drew Stafford for getting a hat trick in the Sabres game last night, always nice to see Sioux players tear it up in the NHL.

February 8, 2011 - You Ugly

Today's ALL THESE MOTHERF'N STAR WARS CHARACTERS ON THIS MOTHERF'N SITE is Denaria Kee.

Ya, you ugly.  SHE looks like, well, you. So do you consider your self an all around good employee.  Check out this guy's stats. 

So if you didn't watch the Super Bowl on Sunday, you might have watched the PUPPY BOWL VII.  But just in case you missed it, tragedy struck and marred the Puppy Bowl.  Fan favorite Alvin suffered a life threatening injury.

And finally, this weekend Admiral Crashbar and myself are going to the ice festival in Cripple Creek, Colorado. I am not sure if we will see the ice sculptures of the is caliber, but I hope we see some cool ones.

And one more just for Nosajmunson over at IHatePeacocks.com.

February 7, 2011 - I'm a Boss-k?

Samuel L. Jackson's voice is proud to sponsor:

ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' STAR WARS CHARACTERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN SITE

Today's character is Bossk.  MC Chris claims that he rolls on a segway, who knew?  So anyway yesterday was the Shit Bowl, I mean Super Bowl.  Did anyone else think that Christina, the Black Eyed Peas, and the game sucked?  They had more problems then I ever remember for a Super Bowl.  Click the pic for the latest:

If you did raise your hand, if you didn't stop and think about how much everyone hates you. 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to someone special.

THE HOCKEY PUCK TURNS 135 TODAY!!!

That's one old bastard.  You know what's not getting old?  The Canucks Domination.  Check out these stats of Luongo.

Luongo has won his last four starts, and he's 14-0-5 in his last 19 decisions. His 2.24 goals-against average and .926 save percentage would both be career bests – and improvements on his career marks of 2.55 and .917. He's giving the Canucks the kind of goaltending they'll need if they hope to make a long run this spring.

I posted that video because if you notice that they said 10 points for 2 - 10, they Canucks have a 9 point lead over second place alone.  But not all is right in hockey land, how fucked up is this.  If the playoffs started today, the Pacific division would send all Five Teams to the playoffs.  Good for them, but who thinks of hockey in Dallas, San Jose, Anaheim, Phoenix, and Los Angeles?  Then the Northwest only sends Vancouver, but not Calgary, Edmonton, Minnesota, or Colorado. Those four are hockey hotbeds.  WTF NHL?

February 4, 2011 - This shit just got real!!!

So with a new month we have a new background.  Hells ya! So anyone who hates hockey can F themselves in the A.  Boston and Dallas, both cities I hate, but holy shit maybe the greatest 1 minute and 20 seconds of game start.  EVER!!!

3 fights, 2 goals, and goalie change in 80 seconds.  3 fights in the games first 4 seconds.  Intensity? FUCK YA!!!

This is from last season but what a shift.  The announcer's laugh around the 2:05 mark makes it even better.  Also, Vancouver has some smart fans that reward the shift with a standing "O" even though there was no goal scored.  AWESOME, like me.

Also, when your a goalie who battles injuries, don't fight!  C'mon Ricky D.

Big hit alert!!!

As you can see, I care about hockey.  I would love nothing more then to watch hockey everyday.  I also like how CBS cares about a man's sex life.