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At my apartment complex we have several buildings and in the leasing office is a workout facility.  It might be a 3 minute walk at the maximum.  Last night I'm going to get my mail, from the same building, as my neighbor walks out with a workout bag.  I see him get in his car and then park as I get to the mail room.  I beat him there, and he DROVE to workout.  Why are you working out if you can't make a 3 minute walk?  Speaking of dumb people:

Did you check in the grass?

I can't remember the last time I got drunk and made out with a fish underwater.

Insert your own punchline here.

Slice has a new meaning.

Maybe the should block the adult sites.

Just when Zombies had a chance.

Of all the headlines, Jay Cronley manages to insult his character.

Sadly, the owner never figured out why not one customer entered his store.

I have no clue where this sign is at, but who needs the sex talk anymore.

Take that Ali.

Know your target audience.

The top just makes you excited, then you read the bottom and life shits on you again.

I really did think this time.

EVER...

October 27, 2010 - Darth Lives Again

That is one "BIG" helmet. I also know why he breathes funny.

Who wants breakfast?

The real reason why we have friends.

Alex Ovechkin,  2005 - 2006 Goal vs. Coyotes

Sidney Crosby, 2006 - 2007 Goal vs. Lightning

Rick Nash, 2007 - 2008 Goal vs. Coyotes

Alex Ovechkin,  2008 - 2009 Goal vs. Canadians

And my personal favorite for obvious reasons, last year's goal by my Canucks'.

DANIEL SEDIN FROM HENRIK AND EHROFF, 2009 - 2010 VS. CALGARY  (Goal was a hat trick and career high for Daniel, and gave Henrik a 3 pt. lead over Ovechkin in the scoring race.  Henrik later claimed that title and league MVP.)

And a bonus big hit.

So here is a little test for eveyone to see if you suffer from any mental illnesses.

I also have another thing that can help, incase you feel fat do this.

It really does boost the self esteem.  Speaking of food, now your audience.

Random Rock comic:

This bathroom should be in a Minneapolis airport with some Senators around.

And two facebook posts that explain why you should think before you type, and why to always log off.

At least Ashley sounds cool, this is mean but funny.

Deuces.

Hey Sioux, Sioux!!!

Sioux Yeah, Yeah!!!

The Sioux are the #2 team in the nation going into a weekend series @ Maine.  Let's Go Sioux.

The Sioux are looking for title number 8 this year.

October 20, 2010 - Hump Day Hit Melee

Finally the truth about the Simpsons

I played 18 holes today, but still it's 18 holes and it is a nice day outside.  Anyone looking to buy me a gift I know what I want.

If you can find the Canucks one even better, speaking of hockey.  How about some sweet hits?

#74 T.J. Oshie

October 18, 2010 - Facebook is way to Powerful

The playbook, the holy book, and the Facebook?  All three of these are books in which people devote their lives.  Ask any football player what book his most important to him and he will answer the playbook.  It is his bible, his way of life, his payday.  So valued is it that other things even use it as a marketing ploy.

You also have people that dedicate their life to the good book, the Bible.  I mean this is a way of life and almost every person on Earth can relate to the bible, koran, or whatever your religion calls your version.

And then you have the newest version, the devil himself couldn't have made something become this infectious, this addicting.  A website so big they made a movie about it.  Yes a movie about a website, not a website about a movie.  FACEBOOK.

Facebook is getting to big.  It even prints all phone numbers whether you like it or not.  And apparently it can predict the future.  I play Mafia Wars on Facebook and the new location it is opening up is Italy, posted about a week ago.  Click on the picture for an article about real Italy posted today.

October 14, 2010 - Programming the Future

So I received a promotion to Programmer Analyst at work.  Starting officially tomorrow.  I now am Kevin Flynn.

No, but I know how stressful this job can be, even pro's get stressed and tired. Take Joe here.

And do you remember the last time you called a girl and she didn't answer.  I know what she was doing.

Girls are perverts.  HAHA.  Just kidding Ninja's are perverts.

October 11, 2010 - Fixing Shit that AIN'T Broke

Don't you hate it when people who think they are smarter then everyone else try and do something "to take the existing thing and make it better".  Hollywood on its moral high horse is notorious for this.  Here are my top five examples, with #1 being what set this whole thing off.

#5 Slap Shot 2

You take a great cult favorite movie and put into a circus.  The Chiefs were awesome because they were nobody's that didn't take crap from anybody.  In the second one they are paid actors?  What the hell.

#4 Ocean's 12

The whole part that made Ocean's 11 awesome is you didn't know it was going on while it did.  The whole movie you thought they were still practicing and they didn't reveal how they did it until the end.  It was a master plan.  In this one they switch a bag on a train.  Really?

#3 Final Destination series

I never liked the first one, but the idea was really cool.  When it is your time to go it's your time to go.  A group of people cheat death and they to are killed in freak ways.  But the sequels are getting cheesier and cheesier.  A barb wire fence attached to two fence posts is blown out of the ground, flies perfectly through the air staying completely tight, and slices a person into thirds?  Get the hell out of Hollywood.

#2 Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

You have a crappy plot and annoying new bots.  Go back to the first one that kicked ass and think about it.  Oh and your making a third one, without Megan Fox.  SEX SELLS!!!

#1

The Bourne Legacy

(Still in production)

(the upcoming 4th film in the franchise)

Matt Damon will not be returning for this movie.  In fact, his character Jason Bourne won't be in the movie at all.  How can you have a Bourne a movie with Bourne.  That is like making Top Gun 2 without F-14's, Field of Dreams but have it based on Basketball, or even have James Bond but have it starring a spy name Clyde Drexler.

October 8, 2010 - Bringing them in Closer

So all day I have been thinking about Top Gun.

Look at that sexy beast. Today is the start of the new college hockey season and apparently Alaska Fairbanks is a Top Gun fan too.

So is it a bad sign that it's finally the weekend and I just want to go to bed. So tired, and so sleepy I need to be in bed with...your mom.  HAHA.  Even Conan does mom jokes now.

October 7, 2010 - F the Yankees

Why is it that the Twins can kick ass against any team except the F'n Yankees.  It really pisses me off that they always seem to suck in the late innings against the them.  Last night in game 1 of the ALCS it was 3-0 and they gave up 6 runs in innings 6 and 7.  They ended up losing 6-4.  After having plenty of late chances going 0-7 with RISP. I hope the Yankees bus is it on the way to Target Field by a missile.  The Twins need to "Pull a Randy Moss".

A Brand new Feature is called COWORKERS WHO ARE CREEPY, WEIRD, BALD AND DON'T EAT MEAT.

I HATE HIM.

I also hate the 80's and Mr. Mullet.  He has a weird fantasy that there are always people eating in the corner of my room. 

God damn it.  It's only true half the time, but if this guy was there, well just look how happy he is.

NHL opens tonight, finally I can watch my Canucks on Saturday.

October 6, 2010 - The Day Minnesota become a Sports Mecca

He's BACK.

How do you like us now Green Bay?  We have your hall of fame QB and a WR who destroyed you, and mooned you.  Welcome back Moss.

And if that wasn't enough for a great day in Minny, the Twins begin their quest for Series Title number 3.  Hosting the Yankees tonight at Target Field.

Other news is Google is getting a little to invasive.

October 5, 2010 - NHL Preseason Ends Today

ESPN's initial preseason rankings have my Canucks number 1.  Could season 40 be cup number 1?  Oh I am excited.

Even Mullet Melrose likes them.

All of ESPN's picks.

Speaking of sports, who remembers SAVED BY THE BELL sports.  Check out this totally 90's quiz.

My Score.

Also the United States lost the Ryder Cup by one point over the weekend.  Here's some tips for you, Tiger, to help us get the cup next year.

How To Play Golf Against The Man Whose Wife You're Banging On The Side

October 4, 2010 - The Next Chapter

So I apologize for the long delay, but I had a rough week.  After some life changing events, I am no longer engaged and have started the single life again.

Welcome to Casa del Stahl.

The Community Pool.

My apartment layout.

My new home is Legen...dary.

Speaking of legendary, I want to meet this guy.

And no, not Tiger, but the guy with the cigar in his mouth on the right side of the picture.  He just says awesome.  Look at that mustache.  And also, yes this shot really did hit the camerman.  HAHA.

Just for Nosajmunson, I am going to start "UN-WHITE-BOYING UP".